Really, I can't. I'm supposed to get one for graduation, and it will be amazing when I get it! Then, I'll be able to download all the doujinshi I want and save all the yaoi related content my heart desires with minimal fear that it will be discovered by my family. I'll never have to log out of anything! That's the best part. And I'll be able to write! Maybe even my own yaoi! Also, I guess I'll be able to do my assignments more easily... That's important too, I guess.