Writer's Block: Won't You Be My Neighbor?

[Error: unknown template qotd] One of them is a registered sex offender. Another is this family that just moved in, and they have this adorable little red headed girl who's very sociable. Across the street are my very sweet grandparents. There's also this crazy arts and crafts lady who builds shit and puts it on her lawn. She put this papeir mache dolphin in her oleander bushes. we live in Redding, so yeah, not really any dolphins here. The last is this all-American family with a big white house, a big green lawn, 3 little girls and two married parents. They named their youngest daughter after my sister and stepsister(who both happen to be named Lauren). I'm guessing that our family is the most annoying to be neighbors with.